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These are the top 17

bumper stickers that

everyone wants to see...

 

 

Jesus loves you..but everyone

else thinks you are an ass.

 

 

 

Impotence...Nature's way of

saying "No hard feelings,"

 

 

 

The proctologist called ...

they found your head.

 

 

 

Everyone has a photographic memory


...

some just don't have any film.

 

 

 

Save your breath..You'll need it to

blow up your date.

 

 

 

Your ridiculous little opinion has

been noted.

 

 

 

I used to have a handle on life...but

 it broke off.

 

 

 

WANTED: Meaningful overnight

relationship.

 

 

 

Guys...just because you have

 one, doesn't mean you have

 to be one.

 

 

 

Some people just don't know

how to drive...


I call these people "Everybody

But Me,"

 

 

 

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for

eating His animal friends.

 

 

 

Don't like my driving? Then quit

 watching me.

 

 

 

If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

 

 

 

Some people are only alive

because it is illegal to shoot them.

 

 

 

Try not to let your mind wander...

 

It is too small and fragile

 

to be out by itself.

 

 

 

Hang up and drive!!

 


And The Number One 

Bumper Sticker

you'd Like To See!!

 

 

 

Welcome to America ...

 

 now speak English

 

 

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